Worst World Series, ever. Ever.

Worst World Series, ever. Ever.

The Yankees have managed to do something even they never thought possible. They managed to assembled a team of the most hateable, despicable , villianous , hard to like group of ball players that not only rival the Reggie Jackson teams of the 70'-80's that included assholes with hitherto thought to have no equals like Lou Pinella, Ron Guidry and Bucky Fucking Dent and the Cuntrag Paul O'Neill, Scott Brossius, Roger Clemens teams of the 90's.

Seriously, I would hate to have to root for A-Rod and Texiera on my team, they are such douchebags. There isn't an interesting guy on that team, unless you include the hilarious hijinx of Jaba Chamberlain's meth dealing crack ho' mother.

Gimme the swashbuckle of the '05 ChiSox and their heart and soul AJ Pierzinski or even the dull, shark-like efficiency of the Albert Pujols Cards.

Let's see Youkilis battle a pitcher into a frustrating 14 pitch at bat that ends with a solid bases clearing double to the gap.

Even the Marlins, under dogs. Tampa Bay, a mohawking, bean balling band of hustlers.

Anything but a team of corporate ballplayers with the personality of fish. Gefilte fish. Floating in that bottle of gelatinous formaldahyde or whatever the fuck that shit is they float around in.

No, not even the MVP season by an admittedly classy Jeter is worthwhile. Fuck this contemptible, vile, ugly team . Up the ass. With an acid dipped 5-iron. Every sphincter on every player

No congrats from me . We'll get you next year you goat blowing, nomadic materialistic mercenary pikers.

Worst World Series, ever.





Don't get me started on the FOX Network.